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What is Marketing?

17 Mar

MARKETING?

 

1 . You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich.
“Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing”

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.
“Marry him.” -That’s Advertising”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.
“Marry me – That’s Telemarketing”

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
“By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” – That’s Public Relations”

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:”You are very rich!
“Can you marry ! me?” – That’s Brand Recognition”

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. –
”That’s Customer Feedback”

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. –
”That’s demand and supply gap”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:
“I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him –
”That’s competition eating into your market share”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. –
”That’s restriction for entering new markets”

Note : this post is noted from a friend tumblr

 
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Posted by on March 17, 2011 in Selewat Kata, Weirdo Side of Me

 

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